…to act like a complete loon with your spouse but pretend to be sane and mature-enough-to-have-a-baby in public?
…to sit in your parked car for an extra fifteen minutes just because you don’t want to wake up your baby?
…to surreptitiously take photos of a family who don’t seem to realise that their child has turned into a yeti?
…to find yourself talking about baby poop with random strangers?
…to watch this video on loop?
...to still feel like you haven't got a clue about this parenting lark after two months?